They are such a pretty wife and ugly husband due. But the titles get switched around like cards every day because neither have the energy to be the pretty wife constantly while also wanting their husband to get the pretty wife title. They are both the pretty wife in each other's eyes.
And also being covered by a fluffy Pokémon or L.O.V. themed blanket and eating the worst and most radioactive snacks together because they both act like they have a spare body in the closet.
What about "Dying for you is not enough of a commitment. I would kill for you. So I can protect you."
"i would die for you" this, "i'd walk through fire for you that"
what about "i'd live for you" romances? what about "i never thought i'd be worth the work it would take to piece myself together"?
what about "i don't believe i'm worth it, but for you i'll try"
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In an AU where neither of then has any emotional intelligence but both have sexual drives. So they fuck without realizing that they are falling for one another, and the only way they can express their wants is the way that the sex turns slowly sweeter and sweeter. First they remain in bed for a bit longer, then clean each other up, then just sleep in the bed cause of exhaustion and them cuddle. (Cause of exhaustion and they only do it when they are sure the other is "asleep" and then claim it was an accident.)
And it slowly turns to the point where they don't even do it, but just undress and lay in bed together cuddled up.
This man can't be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.
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