God, Please Take My Migraine And Depression, Double It, And Throw It At Wallace Larson

Yeahhh

arthur lester with a trans flag and a caption that says "this too shall pass." send post

what do they fill horror podcasts with i swear. its like i start one and i blackout and suddenly its a week later and i've listened to eight hours of episodes every day since then

Arthur’s Hard-Knock Life

Anyway go listen to Malevolent, it has lots more Arthur Pain Noises to offer

Hello again fellow Elias appreciator, I only now realised that you are the hot cardboard arthur fanartist (at least that's how I call you in my head). Just. Mhm. Such am honor

By the way, do you still do requests, or this thing is ended already?

OH MY GOD HOT CARDBOARD ARTHUR FANARTIST HAHAHAHAHAHA a beautiful title i shall take it, is it bc of how i color his hair or just his general wet cardboard consistency?

Anyways yes i do! Its an ongoing thing, i still have several asks that Ive neglected (hi to all the people who’ve sent their designs, i havent forgotten you im just slow and also very busy) but i dont have any plans to close the malevolent design asks any time soon, its just kind of a… i get to them when i can type thing

I think it's time for us as a fandom to acknowledge that Arthur is not smart

He might be clever (quick thinking, observant, creative), but not smart

[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen

Every day I wake up and relate a little bit more to Hezekiah Wakely

Everyone the fuck shut up I gotta bury myself and take a nap

Very important ask: favorite soup?

Definitely tomato!

What’s your favorite food oh wise wizard dude

Splendid question, hmmmm

It’s a tie between health potions(chocolate milk) and stamina spells(cheese pizza)