NOTICE: As More And More Fanfic Writers Are Using Generative AI For Their Works (you Uncreative Dweebs),

Negative bonus points caused by the rare and wondrous father

- Since I held onto his arm with both my hands it gave him the opportunity to fling me around like a whip. He took this opportunity three times before concluding that my hips must’ve been acting up.

- There is nowhere to sit in this god forsaken coastal town. The only bench I did have a chance to sit on quite literally had a guard dog. I am now sat on the concrete, my ass is cold.

- And after I stand up again I’ll have to walk back to the car with the mistake I made, aka buying four bottles of flavoured water at Iceland. I am. Not excited to try balance that weight so my shoulders don’t get messed up as well.

I DAMNED MYSELF IM ON THE MOVE AGAIN

A day on the town!!!

My dad is being used as my walking aid. I am. In so much pain. Everything from the neck below feels numb. I feel like a pot of boiling water.

Someone save me I need a bed.

Moony🌙✨

prongsfoot don't just match each others freak they one up each other continuously

I’m not even the biggest wolfstar shipper but I know for a fact that it’s going to stick around for fucking FOREVER

Like as long as people interact with hp and want to make gay fanfiction- Wolfstar will stay alive. Most marauders fans today don’t even talk about ‘the shoebox project’ which is a fanfic that used to be the literal wolfstar bible. Nowadays it’s atyd and eventually it’ll be something new

It hurts to say this but jegulus, dorlene, pandalily, marylily, rosekiller- pretty much every big marauders ship will eventually die out. The day Wolfstar dies is the day humanity dies from nuclear fallout….and even then someone will have saved copies of Harry Potter and the new age readers will be like ‘damn! Harry’s godfather and teacher should bone’

Canon: during a common room party in sixth year, Sirius jumped up on one of the tables and started belting ‘Jolene’ at Lily who was sitting on the same couch as James

"I love morally grey characters!" They say, draining all the grey out of the character.

McGonagall: really who could be worse than Sirius and his friends

Regulus "will get his revenge even if it kills him" Black

Evan "cuts dead things open for fun" Rosier

Barty "arsonist with daddy issues" Crouch Jr

Pandora "seer with a knack for experimenting" Rosier

Dorcas "the one keeping them all out of Azkaban" Meadowes

@chdarling-tle

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

FYI the source material is crimson rivers

reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material