Bitches Be Like “this Is The Best Piece Of Literature I Have Ever Read” And It’s Either A Book

Based on my bomb ass survival skills I told myself I’d never return to the trench that is tumblr. But obviously I am in this trench, cause I’m typing this up. Two years of using it and I’m still crawling back to this website like a needy ex.

A day on the town!!!

My dad is being used as my walking aid. I am. In so much pain. Everything from the neck below feels numb. I feel like a pot of boiling water.

Someone save me I need a bed.

How did you sense me grabbing my Sirius wig from the depths of the wig box my good sir, how did you know (we’re both gonna have to wait until May I’m afraid)

I’ve had such bad art block recently so idk how I created this but we’re here so yay

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

When James and Lily go on their first date, Lily doesn't quite understand why James is absolutely livid that a stray dog is following them around Hogsmeade.

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

11!Sirius: no, Regulus, you can’t come play with us, James is my friend 16!Regulus: no, Sirius, you can’t come with us, James and I have a date

marlene @ sirius