Y’know What Screw Traditional Dating, Someone Should Just Drag Me In By The Shoulders So We Can Lock

thinking about how sirius, james, and peter becoming animagi for remus is canon. like you can ship whoever you want and have whatever headcanons you have but no matter what, that's how much they loved him

Jegulus interaction that I am positive happened

James: *doing something ridiculous in an attempt to get Regulus’s attention*

Regulus: *looks at him and then away*

James: Why do you have to be so nonchalant??

Regulus: How do you even know what that word means?

James: It’s trending on TikTok.

Regulus: ….

one time people started theorizing that remus was a werewolf and were waiting for the next full moon to see if he disappears. lily stole polyjuice from slughorn’s office, pretended to be remus, and caused a whole scene the night of the full moon to make sure everyone saw “him”

Lily: We can have our nervous breakdown later, Everyone get it together Remus: Fine, but when we do get to have our nervous breakdown I go first

the difference between regulus and sirius is that regulus is a pervert and sirius is a slut

They’re in love btw

rip sirius black i think you would’ve liked making slime tutorials with mary

regulus once walked into james lying on the kitchen floor at 3am eating popcorn and listening to taylor swift. he just laid down next to him and joined in.

sirius walked in on this half an hour later. they don’t talk about it.

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier