The Thing About Having A Job Is I Just Don’t Want To Do It. Sorry

I absolutely need to write a fic about this. You’ve inspired me, tumblr stranger.

Sirius “100 reasons to love him. 1 reason I can’t (we’re both boys)” Black

She honestly becomes a dictator (bossy) and her subjects (friends) are forced to bow down (go on errands and assure her she’s being so brave)

I love thinking about Mary being overdramatic on her periods, because she can. (I'm on my periods and being overdramatic because I can)

11!Sirius: no, Regulus, you can’t come play with us, James is my friend 16!Regulus: no, Sirius, you can’t come with us, James and I have a date

i’m choosing to take this personally

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

hmm? 🦋🦋🦋

The argument of being ‘too attractive’ to transition has always made me lose it- like full on witch cackling whenever the words reach me.

Cause excuse me, how do you mean. The scars all over my hands and face? Oh and what about the wonky bottom teeth and overbite that features teeth that make me look like a damn American girl doll.

I’ve been bullied my whole life for not looking conventionally attractive, but the second I realised I was a man? No yeah sorry about that, you’re actually a super model.

Let me be an ugly man in PEACE.

welcome to my blog im annoying

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

sirius and remus arguing about who's last name they want to take

sirius: I'M NOT STAYING A FUCKING BLACK

remus: I'M NOT GOING TO BE WOLFY MCWOLF MARRIED TO DOG MCWOLF