Their Ship(romantic Or Platonic Idk) Name Being Eclipse Is Something Really Cute To Me

Based on my bomb ass survival skills I told myself I’d never return to the trench that is tumblr. But obviously I am in this trench, cause I’m typing this up. Two years of using it and I’m still crawling back to this website like a needy ex.

tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️ Prints

I hate when Sirius Black is not the most attractive man in the room. I'm sorry Remus, who? James, who? Regulus, who? Barty, who? Get out of here. It's Sirius of Troy, girl.

being hyperfixated on the marauders but not even remotely invested in taylor swift is a battle only given to god's strongest soldiers

Transfem Sirius- Featuring My New Fancast! Jessie Mesa!

(Transfem Sirius pt. 1) (Transmasc James) (t4t Prongsfoot- with fancasts)

@gqhastlyqueer

FYI the source material is crimson rivers

reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

If someone tries to take a t4t ship from me I will maul them with my TEETH.

I won’t do anything about wlw, because I support women loving queers as much as I fear them. They can solve their own problems 🫡 STAY STRONG WOMAN LIKERS.

oh okay so its "fuck canon" until its a wlw or t4t ship. got it.

If the Marauder’s were born anytime in the 2000’s I’m only certain of one thing. Remus would force all of them into watching Nativity.

To him it’s a sacred muggle culture, and during the Christmas of 1st year after James begged all of the Marauders parents for a sleepover on the eve Remus made his da shrink down the TV and DVD player.

Then he set it all up. James was buzzing, Sirius was confused as all fuck, and Peter was honestly just there for the vibes.

After that year watching Nativity absolutely became a Marauders tradition. James and Sirius begin preforming musical numbers from the film the second it hit’s December, James is convinced Lily Evans is his Jen.

Overall, chaos. Remus has no regrets.