GOOD BIN BAD BIN THEY ARE FRIENDS THE YOUTUBE FUN NEVER ENDS

IM JUST SCROLLING AND GOT SO SCARED WTH ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE OR SOMETHING WHAT GHE FUCK???????????????

HIII MELRAMBLES HIIIIII

Hey that's mean :(( I have lactose intolerance and I feel offended :(( /lh

EVIL fanfic idea- lactose intolerant! Ted

i need to lay down with him and feel him pet my hair. listen to his breathing and his heartbeat. place my hand on his tummy and trace my name over his skin. listen to him giggle saying that it tickles. i want to plant kisses on his chest and cheek. i want my boy.

I don't want it the second time 😭😭😭 /srs

rape

HELL YEAH MAN HELL YEAH ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

pretzels in general, fucking underrated

I was called??? 😨😨

whore

Me after I go to the barber today 😈😈

@ MORE MOOTIES LESSSS GOOOOO

if you're seeing this pretty please make yourself in this picrew it's really pretty I'm begging you

just in case the link doesn't work

Picrew

Astrolavas' Maker 2.0

My second picrew character creator! Feel free to use and post your creations! Please credit me or link the game. Do NOT use commercially,

and tagging: @silly-gizmo @donaviolet @the-deceived-deceiver @in-a-mello-mood @mythicalcoqui @kamelthemammal @katslitterbox and anyone else please

edit lmao I love how this already has 65 notes and mello hasn't even touched it yet

Realest shit ever ISTG 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

You should be a prophet or sum ❗❗❗❗

I need to be fucked or I need to read smut for 9 hours

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🌻 Fleur's Recs! 🌻

I compiled a list of all my favorite authors, one-shots, series and artists that I know I will return to and reread an obscene amount of times. I will be updating this regularly. And a lot of these are NSFW so MDNI! No one under 18 allowed!!

Schlatt, Charlie and Ted writers

@burdenandacrop , @kkentobox , @memento-rory, @hufflepuffsthunderdome, @frostedsugarcookiehearts, @obsessivestar, @mads-hemmo, @rawme-schlatt, @croworro, @criswritessometimes, @cardgamerz, @schlattslambo, @schluttforschlatt, @babies-blues, @schlatt-love-bot, @kiddiesmores (basically just all my moot authors)

@pupslimes, @squinch-depraved, @666pretty

@teddynivvy (there needs to be more ted love and I will eventually contribute to that)

Fave one shots

basically anything by @burdenandacrop (she's a fan favorite ik!), Brat Tamer, This Kitty is Off the Chain, The Year You Died

Fave series

Big Bad John (still ongoing), My Heart is Buried in St. Lucia (tbh I still haven't finished reading this one but IT'S GAS), Childhood Friend Series (still ongoing), Do you Have to Let it Linger? - Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Final Part, Does your Husband Know?, 86 Mahi Mahi!, Bambi

Fave artists

@schlunk, @wh0re-in-the0ry, @mellohisan - (please commission them, their work is stellar!)