I was watching Charlie's duolingo stream vod and OH MY GOD I SEE THE VISION LIKE WTHHHHH
I had very good dreams after ππ
Mmmmmm, man boobies π«π π€€π€€
TITS! TITS! TITS! BOOBS! BREAST! BOOBIES!!! HUGE BOOBS!!!
Yeah but you're still fruity so I'd still be allergic ://
how am i supposed to be hot and sexy in these conditions (throat sore nose runny)
this image set sends me he was really updating us on his every move
You don't gotta ask boo π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨
peach ice cream when :(
Me you Charlie Poland tomorrow 2pm SHARP (my address is already in your post box ππππ along with the plane tickets)
Bro, you're a boy lover... I'm a boy... I love boys as well... You're a boy as well... If we kiss (HYPOTHETICALLY) (JOKINGLY) (AS A JOKE) (IRONICALLY)
Would it be muhluhmuh??????
multi level marketing schemes happening in my ask box guys
muhluhmuh is the sound i make when iβm smooching you btw
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
new ask game just dropped;
reblog if u want people to guess what kinks u have based solely on ur blog
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If this is the way I die then I die a soldier π«‘π«‘π«‘π«‘π«‘π«‘π«‘
Thinking about schlatt and gunplay...
God I need him to shoot me in the thighπ horny rambles below, beware there will be gunsπΊπΈ
First of all, schlatt is super fucking safe about it, okay?
The guns never loaded, he double checks every time, all that shit. He would actually die if he accidentally hurt you.
That being said....he loves pretending the guns loaded and the power he feels over u while holding itπ€
Loves to hold the gun to the side of ur head while he's railing u, one hand around ur throat and the other on the trigger.
He laughs when the muzzle pressed against u only makes u clench around him. "Awe, look at you, it's fucking pathetic. Getting off on me threatenin' your life?" He teases relentlessly.
He's totally made u give the gun a blow job before, sorry I don't make the rulesπ€·ββοΈ
When ur acting like a brat all day, he waits to get u really riled up then shoves the gun against ur cunt.
"Go on baby, get yourself off. Fuckin' enjoy it, because this is the only thing touching you tonight."
Makes fun of the way u grind desperately against the muzzle, pushing it against ur clit.
U only become more desperate when you hear the safety click offπ
And like, it's so fucking hot, right? Not only bc there's that looming threat of pain, possibly death, but also bc there's so much trust involved. Like, u love and trust him enough to hold ur life in his hands. U trust him enough to see u at ur most vulnerable and trust that he won't hurt you. That kinda trust is just soooo... ugh!!π«π«π
Oh also he gets horny when holding a gun now, pavloved himself into never being able to shoot at a public range lol
IM ALL THREE AND I DO NOT HAVE A PISS KINK βββ
Love to everyone who has it though π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨
If the slutcicles are all assigned a piss kink then what do the nivisimps and jslutts get?
PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES
i wanna write a chuckle trio fic
I forgot I even had this account but I'm putting it to good use now >:) he/they, 19
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