Easily One Of My Favourite Tweets Of All Time

....sabrevine I fear

rule #1 of wound care

never cauterize what you can sodomise

There is a way for reigen to become mobs dad btw

wait this is not mob, huh

Please stop re-posting my fanart!!!! Please do not upload it to other websites

¡¡¡Por favor deja de volver a publicar mi fanart!!!

Por favor, no lo subas a otros sitios web.

She Fantastin’ on my Five til I Cyclops.

love the batman ships where, batman autistic ass always never notices the other liking him one way or another like (like the other flirting with him, etc) . it just flys over his head i think we should do it more perchance.

it's a best ship dynamic when it:

reading a fic and they have a canonically repressed character say something directly and proudly

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

my problem is that i wanna bite and bite and bite and bite and bite and bite and bite and bite and