[guy Who Has Handled Two Conversations Well In A Row] I Think I Might Be The Most Emotionally Stable

currently in the stimboards business rn and i’m having the time of my life. follow @rifewithrifles if you like stimboards

If I’m not deranged, horny and autistic over this one niche subject then who will be

2024 - 2023

2022 - 2021

2020 - 2019

I’m like 99% sure everyone I know actually finds me so fucking annoying

in love

went in for bottom surgery but they mixed my order up with the girl in the bed next to me so now i have two pussies and she has two dicks but we’re learning to live with it

i am shotting everything. miss me with that rimshot accuracy shit. i'm shotting the shots. i'm shotting my accents. i'm even shotting my rests. my accuracy is 100%, y'all just don't know what i'm aiming at.

James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room

don’t kill yourself. the longer you live the more obscure fetish art people will make. you cant die before it exists there will be so much for you to jerk off too 🫶