fun fact, during Vergil's doppleganger taunt (the one where it's dancing), the doppleganger tries to invite Vergil to dance with it lol
I actually hate Gilbert so much to the point i UNWILLINGLY love him
he's chased these flames before 😔
hey do u wanna go do hrt in the bathroom
+bonus dad isono
this is so dumb lmao the idea is that airi gives him some idol lessons and akito unknowingly puts her teachings into practice while vbs look at him like 🙁
for anyone versed in kpop lingo an is referring to akito doing ‘aegyo’ for free pancakes
Cackling imagining Bruce being a typical arrogant rich man thinking he’s the smartest mf in the room in every subject.
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Barry: you can tell by the angle of the wound that the killer can’t have been [insert suspect] because they’re too short to have made that clean of a stab that high up. Bruce: this isn’t the time to play detective, Flash. Where are you even getting that information from, Criminal Minds? Barry: No I— Bruce: don’t be ridiculous, that's not how forensic science works. All evidence points to [suspect] Barry: it literally doesn’t????? Bruce: Show me some real evidence to the contrary and I might believe you. Until then we’re doing this my way.
- Hal: Hey spooky, your plane is due for a service soon Bruce: You fly my plane *once* and you think you know more about its care than its creator? Hal, laughing: The [insert plane jargon] is fucked six ways to Sunday but okay Bruce rolling his eyes: *dismissively* I’ll take you word for it, Lantern. - Zatanna: —and Thats how you complete the spell. Bruce: would it not be more effective to use [other spell]? Zatanna, raising an eyebrow: and who made you the authority on the mystic arts? Bruce: me, when I studied it. I believe [other spell] makes more sense in this situation. Zatanna: Theres a reason why nobody uses that spell in that way, I don’t recommend it for— Bruce: I’ll take it from here. Your expertise is no longer needed Zatanna, literally about to murder him: fine, whatever, blow yourselves up for all I care. - Nightwing: I’ll be too old to do a quadruple somersault soon :( Bruce: You’ve got at least ten years left, don’t be dramatic. Nightwing: ???? Most gymnasts start to falter around my age, it’s perfectly normal. Bruce: well you’re not a gymnast, you’re a martial artist, the statistics for martial artists doing flips are different Nightwing, resigned: yeah okay - Oliver with Bruce at an archery range: I think [adjusts Bruce’s stance] that would be more effective Bruce: for someone of my height and build, this stance is laughable. Where were you trained? Oliver: Height has nothing to do w—you know what. You’re so right.
Fellow fans
I have come to make a deduction. And noone may change my mind
Behold my theory: genderbent Anaxa is Hatsuna Miku
I rest my case
Thank you for listening to my Tedtalk (about my wife (/J)
hands of blessing and curse
Yugioh went "gardeners are actually inherently a little Fucked Up In The Head and Crave Violence." and they were so real for that.
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