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I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

im eating a sandwich without pants on this is the life

JAPAN DID THE THING

三

Three horizontal lines = 3

Moving right along.

the reason why your parents don’t want you to have lasers is because they’re really fun and they’re jealous

Four and Twenty Black Birds

If there are twenty four blackbirds in a pie, are the black birds blackbirds? Or are they ravens? Or starlings? Grackles? Crows? Coots? Cormorants?

Furthermore, would that be a flock, a mob, a murder, a cover, a constable, a conspiracy, a dissimulation, a murmuration, or an unkindness of black birds in the pie?

If it's a murder, I fear for the king. They ate the maid's nose, after all.

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Booby

im 5 years old i dont care i laughed at this bird

#linguistics

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