Who Up Dinking They Oiter

god's bravest little soldier? no. devil's most cowardly huge draft dodger

parents will straight up traumatize you then be like “well i don’t remember saying/doing that.” ok nvm then. none of it happened. i’m good now. We’re good. thankyou for setting the record straight👍 *GRITS MY TEETH SO HARD THEY SHATTER*

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"The Tech Guild is asking readers to honor the digital picket line and not play popular NYT Games such as Wordle and Connections as well as not use the NYT Cooking app."

r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing

november is the thursday of months

babygirl Im balding over you

Glue it back on

actually this fucking slaps

The Instagram reel romance book pitches are getting so outrageous like how and I not supposed to laugh at this??