WHAT The Fuck

shoutout to bass. the part of music that blows your tits clean off when it's done right

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

I hate living under the panopticon :( my tummy hurts :(

Have you ever had a surprise party thrown for you?

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

My girlfriend told me she’s slept with guys before me. Were lesbian. What should I do? I donno why but it makes me feel gross

Ohhh fuck man. You gotta break up with her! She deserves better than you