Out Of All The Possible Trans Headcanons To Have In Mp100, My Favorite Is Shou. There’s A Few Reasons,

Goku: You wanna go to McDonald’s, son? I’ll get you a kids meal.

Gohan: Dad, I’m 25.

Goku: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?

Gohan: …That would be nice, actually.

if you can find it in your heart to forgive me press the ACTION button

You know he's gonna call your bluff every time, rat man.

(Kirby series fanart comic of Daroach snarkily teasing Dark Meta Knight, only for the latter to turn around, grab him, and kiss him without hesitation, leaving the rat dazed and flustered instead. Started some time in summer 2023, finished on 10/22/23, updated 10/25/23. Transcript under the cut.)

"Veins, are you peddling your Darkroach agenda again?" Wh- That's- Listen, I... Ye- Nnnnmaybe. Maybe. 👉👈

UPDATE 10/25/23: Changed DMK's eyes slightly. Carry on.

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Not a lot of dialogue, but have a transcript anyway:

Panel 1

*Daroach leans smugly towards DMK, who stands with his back to the rat, his fists shaking slightly at his side*

Daroach: *confidently* You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look like an idiot!

Panel 2

*DMK turns sharply and grabs a startled Daroach by his cape with one hand, removing his mask with the other*

Panel 3

*DMK yanks Daroach forward into a firm kiss, nearly knocking the rat off balance; DMK's wings unfurl behind him, and a fierce blush spreads over both of their faces*

Panel 4

*DMK then shoves Daroach away, who reels back on one foot with hearts in his eyes, grinning like a fool*

DMK: *facing away, his wings curled around himself, quickly putting his mask back on* Hmph. Idiot.

YOU. give me 20 seconds of your life and watch this thing i did (PLEASE)

sigh........ here we go

in which luigi is a schoolteacher for Junior and learns ah. interesting new things about himself when he meets the dad

me: i think my fear of commitment stemmed from my parents divorce. im afraid that ill end up like them, yknow?

broly, my therapist: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHHH………………. RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!