Kaz: I Am The Stone Cold, Emotionless Bastard Of The Barrel

Desi kids don't do drugs, they take a spoonful of horlicks and shove it in their mouths

Six of crows au where Matthias keeps a diary and writes like an angsty teenage girl

"Dear Diary: The witch is trying to get me again. But she can't trick me, i'm not like those other girl and boys that fall under her charms , i'm diferent,i don't care about her shiny jade eyes, her flowing chocolate mane or how yummy she smells. Nope, i don't think about that at all.

Ugh, Kaz is such a bitch, just because he has money, i wish he fell off this boat and everyone acts like he is smart but i bet he is an idiot and the demon incarnated. All of them are horrible and i hate them.

Ps: Jesper you better not be reading this . Go fck that nerd and gtfo of my things

In CK

Dear Diary: I love ❤💞Nina😍 so much, i can't believe a girl like her noticed me.I have a piece of her hair to keep it with me forever.When we get to Fjerda we'll have a house with a garden,six children and four wolves. Inej will be the goodmother of ALL our children.

Btw,for now i have to endure the flirting between those two gay bitches (good for them,good for them)ishipthem

Oh and Kaz is still the worst.

Sirius Black at some point:

it’s funny how we can read the same two people falling in love 200,000 different times and never get tired of it 

Actually true love is centering someone's bindi for them. Actually it's adjusting their dupatta so it's evenly draped. Actually it's straightening the collar of their kurta. Actually it's making chai when they didn't ask. Actually it's running your fingers over their mehndi. Actually it's giving them your last samosa.

Marlene: I hate men

Sirius: Good, more for me

friendly reminder that snape telling the school about remus’ condition is the equivalent of outing someone to the public, losing remus the ability to ever get a good job again

and for what? because he was sad that he didn’t get an award for catching sirius?

James: *sees Remus and Sirius walk into the room holding hands* So who finally confessed?

Sirius: *with a proud smile* It was me, I made sure it was short and sweet.

Remus: You yelled "Listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them".....from the roof.

Sirius: It worked though.

@tfotadaily tournament one: favorite character

“Nicasia’s wrong about me. I don’t desire to do as well in the tournament as one of the fey. I want to win. I do not yearn to be their equal. In my heart, I yearn to best them.” - jude duarte