I’d Fund That

You had me until the ‘against your will’ part

i cant rewatch the spongebob musical what if i go insane and become attracted to karen again

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If you haven't read Jersey boy by @fordtato yet DO IT NEOWWWW !!!!

It’s funny that even a humble ghost user such as myself gets these in my notifs

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

pov: you’re trying to tell me these people (neither of them are people) aren’t the same person(you’re wrong)

K this is kinda rad ngl

They're so silly I love them

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash