"Heh, how ironic...."
A blue rose signifies unrequited love.
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local peak lord attempts to reinvent ice cream
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swinging by for some chimichangas
Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery š
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
oh, please donāt go!
iāll eat you up i love you so!
AITA for freezing my on-again-off-again girlfriend in time?
Okay, look, I know it sounds weird. I know it like violates every law in the book. But hereās how it happened. I ([redacted], M) got really good at magic. Like, really good. And being good at magic isnāt all itās cracked up to be. Iām lowkey kinda lonely.
So I meet this lady ([redacted], eldritch) and we hit it off really well. I mean, we canāt *always* be together, with me being omnipotent and like trying to make sure I donāt accidentally sneeze and create a new universe and with her just being kinda free spirited. But I really love her, even if I respect us not always being together.
So long story short something went horribly wrong. I wasnāt there but she was about to die. Like, really die. And I, I just couldnāt take it. I wanted to see her, just one last time, I didnāt want her to close her eyes just yetā¦
Anyways yāknow that thing I said about sneezing? Yeah so, uh, those feelings *may* have frozen her in time. And now sheās mad at me, saying stuff like āthe dream must endā and āmy time has passedā and āyou fucking idiot you fucked up big timeā. And like look, I get it. I messed up. But I just wanted to see her again! And besides, how was I supposed to predict that would happen?
Anyways now sheās running a shop and not picking up my calls. Claims that my actions are going to cause trouble in the future or something. I realize I may have just doomed my descendants but like, itās not really my fault, right? Idk anyways, AITA?
another day, another giggling fit over this panel
he's literally behind the throne
whispering in his ear like it's his job š¤š¤š¤