Sad Reality Of The Fanfic-to-published Work Economy Is That The Weirdest People Are Willing To Do It.

a wonderful ao3 author note

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

Authors who post like this are so deliciously unhinged. At this point it’s not even a fic- it’s a literary hostage situation, and i am ✨sat✨ ☕️

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

post canon streamer stiles who randomly drops lore about himself and proceeds to never elaborate. like, he'll be in the middle of a stream and casually go 'this feels exactly like that one time my boyfriend's psycho uncle chased me through my school in the middle of the night' and then completely moves on while the chat explodes. derek, stiles' strong armed moderator, is low key having the worst day of his life

why has no one (from what ive seen) done a 'stiles gets bitten first' fic that actually takes plot points and conflicts from 3B where canon stiles is going through a supernatural transformation? like if he got bit instead of scott he wouldn't know about werewolves yet and would probably interpret the changes in his senses as hallucinations, sleepwalking used to be an issue for him, and increased aggresion could be any number of neuro problems like it all fits perfectly for him to think he may be dying but no one uses it

I was inspired to rewatch It’s Alive with Brad bc of @melioristicbeast and their wonderful redraws bc it’s been a while and omg every camping episode is EXACTLY how I envision how Stiles and Derek camping together would go lol

anyways

*lovingly leaves this on your doorstep and runs back into the wilderness from whence I came*

✨Original Video✨: Brad Makes Campfire Breakfast | It's Alive | Bon Appétit

Isaac: I need some… not-legal things… and you can’t ask why.

Stiles: Sure, so long as you don’t ask how.

Isaac: Deal.

Stiles: What do you need?

Isaac: Mountain ash, human bone, and a gun.

Stiles: *pulls all 3 out of his pockets*

Isaac: *equally amazed, confused and terrified*

Isaac: …

Stiles: …

Isaac: … Okay, cool. Thanks.

Stiles: Any time.