she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))
Kevin khatchadourian liking girls is the funniest thing anyone can ever say. THAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!! NOT A SINGLE STRAIGHT BONE IN HIS BODY!!!!!
absolutely cannot reread Piranesi in case I stop thinking normally again
I have random followers I have an attachment to for no reason and whenever I see them in my notes I'm like "awww it's them :)" and it makes me happy. Listen to me....you never know the full enjoyment you bring to other people's lives
cannot STAND people calling their boyfriends "daddy"
conclave is so good it's like. what if you were catholic and suicidal and suddenly you became important at work but all your coworkers suck and hate you and then a beautiful angel shows up and there's also a guy there vaping all the time. cardinal lawrence should have started biting people.
you think you're 'the most fuckable person at the grocery store' and those people aren't thinking about you at all. they're just getting groceries. nothing is about you
this CBD isn't working and I can't get any meds bc the pharmacy is closed for Easter weekend. augh!
ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries