Everyone Shut Up And Look At This

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

Death Grips is online

fanfiction is kind of incredible if you think about it. it's like i love this fictional character/relationship so much that i wrote a story that is also a love letter that is also a thesis about it.

Aziraphale: 👁️👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👁️

Crowley: ❤️

thought this when i was playing fractured but whole