What The Fuck

cucumb-ler liked your post:this blog now redirects to my real blog. this post will only appear on the dash of my followers, and they may very well miss it considering it’s fairly late when I’m posting it. if you see this post - ephemeral and strange - you are blessed by good fortune

wh - how did you find this post goatboss. are you that powerful

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

I am never going to stop following this blog

you are human garbage

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

SHIT, I could have switched back to posting on this blog for April Fool's. SHIT SHIT SHIT I MISSED A GOLDEN(?) OPPORTUNITY

real talk I feel like the mcelroy brothers are gonna be immensely influential on the next generation of comedians & comedy writers

I hope, if so, that those folks learn from their willingness to accept feedback & critically evaluate their own material.

mcelroy content is so good tbh

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use "i-dont-use-this-blog-now" but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people's tags so honestly,

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore