As The New Year Creeps Ever Closer, I'm Gonna Say The Decently Popular Opinion That New Year's Resolutions

Good Lird

So y'know how you supposedly can't drink a whole gallon of milk without throwing up? Well until kinda recently (a year or so), I didn't. And before I knew that was a thing, I was fine with my cups of milk. But now I want more. Chug jug four t'night? No. Chug jug milk. This is the one thing I will always feel "rip to them but I'm different" about.

whaaat i would never accidentaly post something i meant to schedule what makes you think that????

What's-his-nuts writing 'Jabberwocky'

(or her, but given it was like the 1950's or something, I doubt it.)

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

immediately saw the top row bingo

tagging my mutuals with whom I never interact: @dickgumshoesconfettishredder @mimicsapprentice

Decided to make a bingo card

Rules: If the thing in the square applies to you fill it out.

Ignore the different word sizes

Here's mine

Feel free to do this! I'll tag some people

@picasso22 @piney-45 @nerdybluehairandpronouns @lyssified @skylar-jay @mushr0oms-and-m0ss @yoqri @hues-of-purple @heartstopper-lover123

Thinking simultaneously about goncharov and Weird Al's "NOW That's What I Call Polka..."

It's alright-Jack Stauber

Hm. Breakdown or wonderful year. Who knows

the title of the last song you listened to is how ur 2022's gonna go

pride

I'm getting too much of an ego you all need to stop (don't actually it's funny)

[Image ID 1: a screenshot of the notes counter of the above posts, reading 89 notes]

[Image ID 2: the spiderman "they love me" meme with a maskless Peter Parker]

also. learned that "were" (of "werewolf") meant man/male, and thus there's another word for woman/female, "wif", whick is the origin of the "wo-" in woman (wif man), and "man" was just. person. this has been my ted talk, thank you wifs, weres, and men. (also wifwolves and manwolves are things. i declare it to be so. because why not)