Things You Didn’t Know About The Bye Bye Man That Make It Sound Even More Like A Fake Movie Than It

in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling

You've gone and done it. Tumblr, you have forced my hand.

Goodbye Tumblr. Hello alternative sites that won't purge my interests.

I'll wait to delete this garbage of an app until the 17th. And if the staff somehow couldn't regain their sanity in that time, and see how much shit they've submerged themselves in, I'm gonna head for Twitter or even Instagram.

And trust me, I hate Insta, but not as much as Tumblr now.

Peace ✌

The desire to pick up any large sticks and carry them around for no reason

Me: Despite me being an aromantic asexual, I really enjoyed coming on here to look at porn art and gifs. It helped me feel more comfortable about the topic, and I can talk and joke about it with my friends :)

Tumblr: Hey >:)

Me: Uh, what?

Tumblr: We're deleting all the porn.

Me: >:O

Me: NO, NO, NOT MY SUPPORT PORN

SO WHO'S READY TO DELETE THEIR ACCOUNT ON THE 17TH????

I am, sorta!

ANNNND, WHO'S READY TO MAIN A DIFFERENT APP/SITE?

Me, me! Kinda.

Found from this user, Typealyzer actually 90% accurate when it comes to my personality. :)

Me at Twitter after spending an hour on it.

It's my best friend now. You can go screw yourself Tumblr, you're dead to me.

I seriously hate @staff 's incompetence.

About five to seven porn bots have followed me, and instead of them getting deleted, they're just hidden by a sensitive content barrier.

This is not even like half of what the Staff has promised to do and I hate it.

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers