Poor Ethan

I’m too gay for all the EXO members

dressing room foolishness ❦

pairing; sehun x m!reader

genre; suggestive / “lime”, fluff/crack 

summary; you and sehun just couldn’t keep your hands off of eachother in the inkigayo dressing room. and crazy enough, you didn’t even care that the members were around poking fun of you two. 

includes; idol!sehun, makeupartist!male reader, making out, (technical) exhibitionism, sehun is older than reader, implied poly!exo.

wc; 2.1k (i swear i always start things intending for them to be short 😩)

notes; this is very much an unrealistic scenario but who cares its fanfic world kfsjhfhsh i wanted a world where they promoted DFTF & suho was there :( im thinking this is gonna be the first installment to a random overarching “series” i’ve been wanting to do after having a dream about it foreverrr ago,, maybe i’ll expand on it more later. lemme know what u think!

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