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No thoughts head empty just wanna sit in studio ghibli's catbus

Hey since science side of tumblr explained this can I get science side of tumblr to explain my vision

So I made this:

So like if I shut one of my eyes I see everything either in cooler or warmer colors and this is my best approximation, it's weird as hell and nobody can explain it to me (but I mean I haven't gone to a vision-color-eye-expert-person) and I'm not colorblind or anything I've checked

So science side of tumblr help please?

The human memory is so weird.

Example: every single time I smell a bar of dove soap, I think of this one kid I used to go to school with. Now, I can't tell you his age. I can't tell you his favorite color. I can hardly tell you his first name.

But I remember that he always smelled like dove soap.

No matter what. It's like he carried dove soap around in his pockets. Just plain old dove white soap. And it was so strong but not overpowering— like, it wasn't a dove deodorant or something, it was like straight-up smelling a bar of dove soap whenever you were near him.

So now every time I smell dove soap he pops into my mind.

Why?

I can hardly remember my tumblr password sometimes, I forgot my own age a bit ago and had to use a calculator to figure it out. But no matter what, I remember this kid from fifth grade always smelled like dove soap.

Science side of tumblr please explain

Okay, yeah, cool, "I find your lack of faith disturbing" and all that, but dude. Ani. My guy. These guys don't know the Jedi ways. Of course they have no faith in it.

I mean, the most of The Force they've seen is you strangling a guy, which you could do with your hands, or a rope, if you weren't a drama queen. You're the force-user, the trained-to-be-Jedi on the ship. If you want them to have faith in you, you gotta explain The Force and the Jedi ways, and their power, because they have no way to educate themselves on it.

How about instead of killing people, you make a powerpoint and sit them down and tell them why they should have faith.

Me: Oh haha I make funny posts sometimes, people probably see them in the tags, I wonder how many people have followed me haha

Expectation: Like 3 or smth

Reality: 52

Me: *spits out water*

Me: What tHE F—

Janus's light side name is Janan

Little Thomas, in his kitchen, singing the '(blank blank) bo b(blank) banana fana fo f(blank) me my mo m(blank), (blank)' song on repeat with different words

In his head-

Thomas/Remus: Cat cat bo bat banana fana fo fat me my mo mat, caaaat

Thomas/Remus: Dog dog bo bog banana fana fo fog me my mo mog, doooog

(several verses later, running out of words)

Thomas/Remus: Luck luck bo buck banana fana fo fu—

Patton: *slaps hand over Remus's mouth*

Thomas: *slaps hand over his own mouth, eyes wide* Sorry!

Thomas's Parents: *eyes wide, not mad though*

Thomas/Remus: I'm gonna stop singing now...

I wasn't (at least not consciously) but I certainly am now

@ Sander Sides Fans:

Does this look like an accurate depiction of @thatsthat24 's filming setup? (It's for writing purposes I'm not a creep; I know it's not exactly to scale I more mean the placement of everything)

I had a Thought about DreamSMP characters (yes it's over now but I still think about it sometimes)

Alternative text:

A graph with an X and Y axis. The left X axis says "You know what they are", the right X axis says "You have no idea what the fuck they are", the upper Y axis says "They explain what they are", the lower Y axis says "They never explain what they are".

Quadrant 2, with "They explain what they are" and "You know what they are", says "Charlie: A slime that gooped its way to the surface over a long period of time."

Quadrant 1, with "They explain what they are" and "You have no idea what the fuck they are", says "Tommy: Lab experiment???"

Quadrant 3, with "They never explain what they are" and "You know what they are", says "Techno: Some sort of pigman."

Quadrant 4, with "They never explain what they are" and "You have no idea what the fuck they are", says "Phil: Had a (human?) child with a Samsung Smart Fridge, might have wings?, wife might be the Goddess of Death??"

I yell about my hyperfixations into the void, and the void responds with

My skin is so crispy I wouldn't be surprised if I just shedded it like a snake at this point