*opens Mouth, Nothing Comes Out, Thinks....*

Todd Ingram -vs- The League or Ex-traordianry Gentlemen.

I love how Wallace ended up being Todd’s gay awakening and then they DIDN’T end up together in the end

Instead Wallace led him on by failing to communicate that their fling was temporary and now Todd has an unhealthy obsession with Wallace and it’s so so so funny (and so tragic)

Next thing you know Wallace’s new boyfriend is gonna have to fight Todd’s new league of Wallace’s evil exes

A quick look at the comics confirms that the $800 stipend was indeed the original number, and maybe that would have been a large, if not decent amount in the 80s, its chump change in this capitalist hellscape we have in the New 20s

My only real complaint with S1 so far (I haven't finished the season yet) is that Jed's foster father's motive is the $800 a month.

That's not even enough to live on. I seriously doubt Cape Kennedy's cost of living is so low that this stipend is worth it. (Especially if you look at the standard of living the foster parents have. I mean, the phone's probably as old as they are.)

This is the most unrealistic motive I've ever heard of.

If you're going to make greed a character's motive, at least make it enough money to be worthwhile.

Hear hear

*W h e r e ? !*

🕹️🎊🎟️

Please?

Sooooo Mickey 17 edit with The Fine Print when

Checks out. ^^

Can someone explain to me why Tumblr seems to have a near-universal but rather specific lust for grinning, skinny dudes in formal attire with a dark sense of humor and at-best-questionable morals? (okay I know Bill Cipher doesn’t quite fit the bill for “grinning” or “skinny” but most of his humanized fanart does).

My theory is that Jack Skellington is the unintentional predecessor to them all.

Amusing on two levels: one is the secret dragon baker boy's name secret name Baegael sounding like the delicious baked good known as the bagel, and of course the fact secret dragon baker boy is bae, as in the slang term for someone who is wholesome and agreeable

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

With a rusty tailpipe

"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself

"I don't think it's possible to wipeout House Frey. There's a Frey in every corner of the planet."

Then good thing they won't have to be. Old Walder's double dealing and treachery will follow them all so terribly that whatever descendants he has left will either forswear their relation at any cost, or cut their throats themselves rather than live as Freys. Maybe some of them will even take up some manner of atonement for the family crimes, but I won't hold my breath.

Yo! I sumbled across a blog post cheering Tywin and the red wedding, and someone commented this(wendynerdwrites), i thought wait a goddam minute!:

"My fantasy is that Guest Right is eventually restored with one caveat - no Lannisters. The Boltons and freys are going extinct. But the Lannisters will survive with generatons of being ousted from negotiations, parlays, state and court events, all diplomacy and as a result, their stock dwindles to near nothingness. Their .ane becomes a punchline. They have Casterly Rock taken from them and they can't even fight or appeap because they are ineligible to negotiate the end of any rebellion they might attempt. They are the new house Hollard. All thanks to Tywin."

This the true ending of Tyrion, the only surviving Lannister and Tywin 2.0! This. is. karma. This is everything that they fear even Tyrion. 🤣

As fun of an idea as that is, "peace except Lannisters" isn't real peace, and I don't think the author would write an ending where future generations are paying for the crimes of their ancestors indefinitely.

Side note, I don't think it's possible to wipeout House Frey. There's a Frey in every corner of the planet. Lol

And it calls right back to her very first scene: does she solve this intricate, multilayered, 180+ IQ, gigabrain, 5head puzzle by slowly, carefully puzzling it out step by step, "earning" the invitation inside and "proving" her intelligence and thus "deserving" to be the deuteragonist who is Bron's ultimate downfal?

Nah. She smashes it to pieces with a hammer.

Will never get over that bit of Glass Onion where Miles foreshadows Helen ripping down his empire in that stupid little disruptor speech.

If you wanna shake things up, start by breaking something small (the vases and statues)...Everybody gets excited because you are busting things up that everyone wanted broken anyway (the others join in)...will you break more things (the statue with the crossbow) and bigger things (the glass piano that might have belonged to Liberace, the house)...will you break the thing that nobody wants you to break (the Mona Lisa)...they'll tell you to stop...because nobody wants you to break the system itself. But that is true disruption. That is what unites this group ("I saw him burn the napkin").