Oh... To Wear A Pretty Dress And Have A Knife

Finding someone to do sex magic with is so hard because nobody who has sex knows anything about magic

I feel like adhd bored is different than neurotypical bored because like. You don’t understand. I have a billion things I could be doing. I turn on the tv. I stare at the Netflix screen for five minutes. Flip through shows and movies for the next thirty minutes. Nothing looks good. I put in a video game. Play for two minutes. Not feeling it. I load up YouTube. Watch half a video before closing the app. Maybe I’ll read a book? I stare at my giant bookshelf. The thought of starting a new book seems too hard. I lay in bed and play phone games for six hours. Nothing has gotten done. Still bored.

rewatching severance season 1 - it's still really bad, but i'm bored enough to wanna see if season 2 is any better and i remembered next to nothing, with that said..:

if they don't bring the twist at some point that one of the outside characters is actually severed and we only ever saw their severed self.. i'm gonna be extra disappointed

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

Finally, a client who understands

Random internet people: “being trans isn’t fun!!”

Me: “well, I mean, if you’re doing all the AAA genders maybe. you should try some indie genders. trans is a pretty fun console if you have the right genders.”

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