HE MOVES!!!! WITCH!!!!! /silly
Day 84
April Fools! There is a Grian in here, you just gotta find him :D
Individual pics of all the Hermits I drew under the cut!
A lot of people hc that the redstoners eat redstone like goofy lil guys
I like to think that because Mumbo, Tango or doc ect. Have eaten so much redstone that it lingers in their systems and they emit a low redstone frequency like a 2-5. This was discovered when mumbo leaned against some tnt and it lit, fortunately he has changed all his tnt to respond to the highest output of redstone. Tango stepef on a line of redstone with his bare feet and triggered a machine to start too early.
Not only that, but their fingertips are also stained red and random strangers, sometimes, think they murdered someone.
Eating redstone I would imagine tastes like a button battery but with a sweet raspberry copper after-taste. Which is why it's so often than not what mumbo or doc may eat redstone when they haven't had any actual food in awhile.
Doc also found out the hard way that you should not snort it, he never goes into detail about it, but apparently, it's like a nightmare in a red tinted filter. Tango ended up snorting it a week after finding this out and further reinforced doc's point.
Xisuma is obviously concerned about the redstone hermits, considering how much they know about the effects of redstone. He's also concerned at how many of them know what button batteries taste like.
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Sometimes I like to imagine an alternate universe where the dsmp members weren't...yk...and they eventually did a collab w the hermits and stuff
Esp lookin forward to grian dreamslayer angst and possibly jschlatt and grian shenanigans (idk why but they'd just seem like such a chaotic power duo lmao) also the sleepybois Inc simping over grian n mumbo like whdhwjajsb
Not to mention Tommy (and also prob tubbo) being lizzie and Joel's child lmao
Also imagine C!ranboo and c!grian???? Watcher and enderman hybrid hello????
Philza, Jimmy and grian???? The bird bois hello???? Add the fact that there is a headcannon where mumza is a watcher?????? Imagine the lore!!! The headcannons!!!! The fanart!!!!! ANIMATIONS!!!!!
But alas, such fantasies shall always remain as fantasies
Such a shame truly
*sighs dramatically*
GUYS I JUST PLAYED BADMINTON WITH GRIAN MINECRAFT????? WHAT THE FUCK?????
im never beating the autism allegations
The reason spawn is now 30 million blocks away is because Grian was testing the watcher powers and messed up and didn’t want to admit that so he said it’s for the bit.
He was casually talking to Pearl about Evo one day (as one does) and found out the other watchers moved the spawn there and he was like oh I wonder if I can do that and accidentally moved it 100,000 times farther than he was trying to (he was trying to move it to in front of the permit office) and now no one can figure out how to move it back.
They got the recap team to try and move it back (they are watchers with more training than Grian they should’ve been able to fix it) but it didn’t work and Xisuma looked through the code nonstop for like a week with no results.
So spawn is going to stay there until Grian figures out how to reverse it but unfortunately he only works 24 hours a day 7 days a month
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A big thanks to maru for taking care of the full coloring of this comic since i wasn't feeling so well
She deserves full appreciation and love for being such good and skillful artist edit:
Grain doodles cuz art block is starting to hit me with a brick again
AAAGGGHHHHH WIEGEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
Set in this universe. Js thought it fit lols
Anyways here's some food ya hippies
I hate them [cry]
So we've all heard of angsty anti-watcher grian right? But..but! What about chaos gremlin pro-watcher grian. Where instead of the trauma breaking him, ut ends up manifesting in a pure-devastating hatred for the world and he ends up rising the ranks in the watcher realm being dubbed Chaos Lord Xelqua, inevitably being a fucking God in the human realm, even being worshipped by many. And instead of being forced into the death games that is the life series, it's just a little mortal torture activity he thought of out of pure boredom and utter disregard for human emotion. And imagine that the death games had been going on centuries before grian even joined, having not just the current members but also other mortals he deems interesting and possibly entertaining and only joining in Third Life where he meets scar and gets attached to him. And he hates it.
An immortal God that can overpower all mortals–stuck in the dark for all of his life–meets an annoying ray of sunshine that's able to overcome the shadows he's engulfed in. He hated it. He hated him as he is the only being that can bring him warmth. And that's the problem. Scar is a human. And a human life is fleeting. Scar is a mortal. Not even a God can change that fact.
In the life series, the players are to die permanently after the three lives are over and are to be replaced by new ones, essentially making it a hardcore series. But in Grian’s desperation, he made it so that their souls are preserved in the system as to not kill them permanently.
His dismissive attitude of scar is a cause of his frustration at not being able to keep him alive and partly blaming him for making him feel the way he does.
Add the fact that there are others as well. In limited life, he got attached to the bad boys and want to keep them alive as well and one thing led to another and he is attached to all of them.
In the original life games, the winner is to be set free and able to live their life. So in this version he makes it so every single one of them is able to win in hopes that they all are able to be set free and escape.
Yuhzz
These are so pretty
All the winners bouquets together!
Add a Martyn to the mix and you get the ultimate gay lore
starts manifesting a scott and grian alliance for next life series so they can be the most toxic gay boys ever together