Marsht0mp404 - Sanity 404

I got rayquaza so call me toji because I'm missing half my torso

spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have this pokemon as your roommate.

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

Burgr...

Please do

Biker boys and horse girls are the same genre of people and if anyone reblogs I’ll elaborate

ahhh you beat me to it

Could I look at the menu, please?

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

i couldnt find a post with this image to reblog so ill just post it instead

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my tumblr's looking kinda weird guys idk 😥