Sure, Hua Cheng Is The More ~suave~ Between Him And Xie Lian But Sometimes Xie Lian Will Drop The Most

Odysseus: 600 men making our way back home to Ithaca!

*Polyphemus swings his club around*

Odysseus: 593 men making our way back home to Ithaca.

*Poseidon wipes out the other 11 ships in the fleet*

Odysseus: ...43 men making our way back home to Ithaca.

*Elpenor's drunk ass falls off Circe's roof*

Odysseus: 42 men making our way back home to Ithaca, I guess.

*Scylla targets the torch holders*

Odysseus: 36 men making our way back home to Ithaca. Put that sword away, Eurylochus.

*Zeus strikes the ship with lightning*

Odysseus: 1 man making his way back home to Penelope and Telemachus. And by the gods, I will somehow make it.

mafia days, post-mission

WHOS TRYING TO GO HOME EVEN AFTER ALL THE YEARS AWAY FROM WHAT YOU'VE KNOWN

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

May I suggest a geminislay warmup doodle?

slay

Ok but every time i hear that silence its tbe exact length of "make it back alive to my home land" and i continue singing it every listen i do of the song, we can all be part of the spiritual crew now

so I know Six Hundred Strike has us all in a chokehold, but can we talk about how Dangerous had "six hundred deaths under my command, cause I had only one goal in mind" and then dead silence for three seconds

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

Is this anything

ITS THIS THING TUESDAY