Canon

no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

Paul : chuuya is not human, just like me.

Dazai : nah uh

Paul : tf- you mean 'nah uh'

Dazai : nah uhhh!

happy birthday wei wuxian!!

thinking about creatures.

I finally finished this seen page madness!!! Here’s more of my t4t soukoku au

The next day they went their separate ways and never spoke of it again.

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

Hugs

She do be haunting the narrative