AI Doesn’t Just Drain Our Natural Resources. It Requires Slave Labor To Function.

TELL ME THIS ISNT YOUNG! SIMON RILEY. TELL ME RN.

also kyle gallner

I remembered how to draw ghost. Had to rizz him with the 'tism. This man 100% eats his smarties in colour order.

dog girl butt

calling pup!soap a bad dog because he's humping your leg and you just immediately feel his hot cum stain your pants

I'm easily manipulated by hairy chests

I need to go feral in bed like a restless, overstimulated kitten. I'm not talking sexually (surprise, I fucking know). And I need Simon to lay next to me on his back, one arm tucked behind his head as he observes quietly, all calm and slightly amused at my antics—until he sees that look on my face that makes him sigh in exasperation.

"No. Don't." He warns, already bracing himself for the inevitable. "I'll kick yer little arse, lovie."

But it's too late, and I'm already lunging at him with a playful snarl, pawing and groping at his torso, egging him in to playfight me into submission, knowing fully well only his massive body on top of me can calm me down somewhat.

When I lift his shirt to chomp down on the bit of pudge on his lower tummy, he lets out a rough yelp, cursing under his breath.

"Olright, enough 'o tha'," he growls before using two humble percent of his strength to pin me down underneath his weight until I yield with a helpless soft giggle.

"Every damn time ya gotta be a difficult, little shite," he huffs, nosing along my fluttering pulse.

"But fuck if I don't love to teach ya a good lesson, luv."

And he huffs before sinking his own crooked teeth into my neck.

very busy. i have to pace in circles for 6 hours. you understand

Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3. 

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home