Yeah

MY DYKES!!!!!!!!

do u wanna come over and play drugs

“I am happy because everyone loves me.”

- Louis Wain

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being pee wee

why yes I would actually love to play a convoluted board game at this chill drinking party that wasn’t advertised as a game night. Hey would it be ok if you whip it out after we’re all in four drinks? Yeah, just so none of our attention spans are at 100% and none of us would be cleared to drive a car or obey traffic laws. and would you mind explaining the rules in a very surly manner and appear subtly irate whenever someone’s attention strays from the game? yeah yeah and would it be ok if we played it on an abrasive carpeted floor too? thanks

reeling back in disgust every time i remember that my favorite media is also consumed by the greater public and not only my small group of incredibly correct and incredibly autistic mutuals

kesha - joyride (official video)

We need you to roll me the fattest shit imaginable.