Jason And Dick Falling Back Into Being Brothers After Jason Gets Resurrected Except Both Of Them Keep

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you're not welcome here.

halflings love their new giant children

I’m so glad tumblr doesn’t tell you the amount of users who have seen your post because the thought of being perceived scares me