"Holy *insert Swear*, Batman!" Needs To Become A Bit, It Is Something I Didn't Know I Needed In My Life

normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to not objectify them

and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Tom Sawyer but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men

By Talos, I've finally found it! A wild sword-drawing competition, perfectly preserved! They are so rarely seen outside the deep obscuring foliage of their natural habitat, middle school...perhaps if I'm stealthy I can observe further...

*adjusts binoculars*

Tag game!

Make your own sword!

@werewolfadmirer @whatonearthisgoingon @leoluvsgreenday @siriuslyobsessed394 @percyweasleyapologist @rey-just-here and anyone else!

I love this take! I do feel that in his defense he only picks up the gambling as a schtick AFTER becoming involved with a mystical force that can demonstrably affect chance outcomes.

I like the idea of combining the two ideas; he learned there was a way to lean on the odds and he ain't too proud to try it.

It will never cease to hurt me that his whole gimmick is gambling and luck when his father's gambling issues are (one of) the very thing(s) that delt him a shitty hand in life. For fucks sake, Jou pays his own tuition (highschool in Japan is neither required nor free. It's mentioned that he is trying hard HARD to turn things around by getting into domino high in the manga.)

I can't even blame him for trying to fix things with luck and gambling, it's all he was taught by his old man after all. Ahh talk to me about this I have so many thoughts about Jou. He deserves better.

Everyone's favorite canonically psychic little sidekick support character

*pauses*

*looks up at the sky*

INCOMING RADAR

In more joking terms: every Soulmate AU that insists that its non-consensual One True Predestined Love setup is right every single time with zero exceptions is being disrespectful to the long history of people poisoning their way out marriage for fun, freedom, and/or profit. 😔🫖🍵

Where do I find this worksheet? It's brilliant.

Y'know, I rag on Jimmy Olsen as much as the next fan, but while he does get turned into a gorilla more than really seems reasonable, he's still a good character.

A big heart AND he works well under pressure! Action Comics 712

At least he was nice enough to let Mai keep her heels

He really went ahead and arranged them height wise

"Everyone in this anime is so insane about each other that the relationship chart might as well be an example of ionic and covalent bonds in an organic chem textbook"

Pack it up, everybody, after two decades we finally found a way to describe the personal relationships in Yu-Gi-Oh. Shipping wars over, time to head home.

You know I love your reactios to yugioh so far. They areso funny and I findit even funnier that you see the potential in almost every ship inthe show 😂😂😂😂 like looking at your comments make me realize you are discovering almost every ship under the sun in this show.

I love seeing you interact with my posts so much, it makes my absolute day!!

Everyone is so intense and gay that every single interaction is loaded with emotion. Everyone in this show has emotional and vaguely definitely queer tensions with everyone else.

And it is not my fault that all these characters are very passionate about very other character, even between the characters that don't interact with each other all that much. Nobody in this show is normal about anyone else. Even the filler chracters

Everyone in this anime is so insane about each other that the relationship chart might as well be an example of ionic and covalent bonds in an organic chem textbook

it is my goal to find every single ship in this show and then i will rank all of them at the end :]

I did this to my players, actually. Got a custom printed and painted 3D model and everything. The fight with the mighty Honkdra saw not just a single ship, but an entire dock district go down in flames. Peace was never even a consideration.

Goose hydra. Peace will never be an option