Shit Man Tomorrow Is Christmas Eve I Swear Yesterday Was June 2010

hey, I hope this is not inappropriate,

I just wanted to say thank you for your kind words for my emisuba post. They made me really happy.

Awww thank you so much! 🥹 It's not inappropriate at all! I've kind of had a similar theory for a while now, but it was much less well put together. So It made me really excited to see a much more cohesive version of my own thoughts, in a way.

short comic about a queen's peculiar tower activities

(this is kind of unrelated to the rejoice mini comicverse i just wrote this dumb thing in 10 minutes cause i wanted to try horizontal comics pages 😭)

They should invent a me that isn't tried

i thought i was on tumblr.com WHY haven't i heard a word about official media catboy julius and wilhelm

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

I love laying on the floor

is anyone else laying on the floor right now

Ocean

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

green: guys...we defeated vaati and ganon! i..i feel a song coming on! lets dance!

shadow: im dying but...i wanna dance too..

death: i'll wait...

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)