"post Without Tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

I'm going to be subjected to psychological torture for the next month and a half (I'm a Re: Zero fan)

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

Has anyone ever done a spectrum that classifies anime protagonists by how much they like milk where the two extremes are Edward Elric, who never misses an occasion to voice his visceral hatred for milk, and Mob, who willingly let himself be "tricked" into a fight with a cult leader, who was also an evil spirit in disguise, only because in doing so he could drink three bottles of milk

I know who could save him

green: guys...we defeated vaati and ganon! i..i feel a song coming on! lets dance!

shadow: im dying but...i wanna dance too..

death: i'll wait...

For the love of god stop

Exactly! "Smoking and sensitive" is a really interesting way to describe them. They've both been through so much, and it wouldn't be surprising if they had become bitter because of everything that's happened to them. But their hearts remain so tender. And their will remains bold. They're not unscathed by their respective traumas, not in the slightest. But they're able to help each other through the painful and ugly corners of their hearts. And through the other, they learn to love themselves more.

Their banter is also absolutely adorable. I'm always giggling kicking my feet whenever they're together.

hey, I hope this is not inappropriate,

I just wanted to say thank you for your kind words for my emisuba post. They made me really happy.

Awww thank you so much! 🥹 It's not inappropriate at all! I've kind of had a similar theory for a while now, but it was much less well put together. So It made me really excited to see a much more cohesive version of my own thoughts, in a way.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted