shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
bitch…omg
woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic
i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Why do they make us sit at desks all day when there are so many ways you can lie on the floor
Rezero, my love.
Rezero, my light.
Rezero, my darkness.
Rezero, my life.
Rezero, my joy.
Rezero, my sadness.
Rezero, my pain.
Rezero, my rest.
Rezero, my soul.
would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn
this year you disguised yourself as:
coral 10023 times
ocean floor 8064 times
coconut shell 244 times
various fish 196 times
scuba divers long lost wife 12 times
really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
Hello! I'm Lilac! I I mostly reblog fanart, as well as posts I find funny or interesting. I'm also an artist myself, but I never really finish anything...
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