I Can't I Love Him So Much

Happy rezero day!!! 🎉

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

ultimately I have become the old man on the internet who must keep up with trends and that is actually very relaxing because it means I can say fucked up shit that's wrong and feign ignorance.

best girl

But what if it was all a dream

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

CHARLIES PLIGHT

version without charlie

we need to invent a way to fall down an unrealistically long flight of stairs breaking every bone and dying on the way down and be fine as soon as i reach the bottom