Marchlilacs - I ♡ Lying On The Floor

knic_toons

bitch…omg

Rezero, my love.

Rezero, my light.

Rezero, my darkness.

Rezero, my life.

Rezero, my joy.

Rezero, my sadness.

Rezero, my pain.

Rezero, my rest.

Rezero, my soul.

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

Dont fuck with re zero fans, they havent got their answers since the dawn of time

I would like to wish the Elric brothers a happy October 3rd in the last few minutes of the day. RIP their house it was wonderful kindling.