Marchlilacs - I ♡ Lying On The Floor

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

I would like to wish the Elric brothers a happy October 3rd in the last few minutes of the day. RIP their house it was wonderful kindling.

assorted michael aftons

i thought i was on tumblr.com WHY haven't i heard a word about official media catboy julius and wilhelm

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking