Sirius Black The Drama Queen

McGonagall: Where's Mr. Black?

Peter: Doing stuff.

McGonagall: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Mr. Lupin?

Peter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing stuff.

McGonagall: Mr. Potter?

Peter: Trying to stop Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here, Mr. Pettigrew?

Peter: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping James from stopping Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

Remus helping the rest of the Marauders study for the O.W.L.s

"Okay," Remus said slowly, making sure his friends were following along. "Let's go over this one more time. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venemous. Got it?"

"I think so. . ." James said, trailing off uncertainly.

"Wait! I have a few questions!" Sirius yelped. "What if I bite it and it dies?"

"That means you're poisonous," Remus responded dryly.

"What if it bites itself and I die?" Sirius asked.

"That's voodoo."

"Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Remus was starting to get annoyed. "That's correlation, not causation."

"All right, but what if I bite it, and neither one of us die?"

"That's. . . kinky?" Remus said uncertainly. Peter laughed.

where did these ideas about the marauders even come from like we know about 0.3% about them from the series

Peter *looking at a map*: god, it's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it?

James: the other side, Peter.

Remus, the night before leaving for Hogwarts:

James and Sirius:

oh my god y’all in honor of christmas why don’t we just collectively imagine our deer james turning into a stag and wearing a red nose while pretending to be rudolph for harry

not to be nsfw but i really love james potter.

In Heaven (or wherever the hell the Marauders went)

Sirius: You know, it's funny. Your ancestor helped create fundamental healing potions and your father invented a popular hair potion. What did you create?

James: The savior of the Wizarding World.

remus lupin

Hello genuine question but who has the fandom collectively decided on for the young Peter fancast