HI GUYS I HAVE 2012 (?) WMM AAAAAAA AND PAINT TOOL SAI

juni

Where am i

Hey, jessa here but have I discovered another reality?

you remember that cat? Will is their name, they have guided me here,

they call this place brilnt (pronounced brilliant)

it’s sort of amazing here, I just saw a girl here named soo young

I also found this plush named rika

She says she got stuck here from a portal

bfdi teardrop

defending my theory (warning: cocaine ahh theory)

so genetics in gensokyo right? yama genetics are probably the same as human genetics in gensokyo, since you know, yamas and other creatures are very humanoid looking in gensokyo, so that means kisume had probably enherited eiki’s green hair and eiki decided to turn kisume’s hair into pigtails, since you know, in gensokyo if you have a hairstyle you keep it forever unless you go to a gensokyo barber or something cuts your hair off (example: a creature biting your hair off, but that’s pretty unlikely since most creatures in gensokyo are actually humanoid) or if you know how to comb hair in gensokyo (which might be common but residents of gensokyo probably don’t care about hairstyles much so they just keep their hairstyle the same) kisume might as well be a dead child (of eiki’s?) reincarnated into a tsurube otoshi (let’s just admit kisume acts, looks and talks like one) because yama’s judgement are basically whatever the fuck they think is right or wrong, so eiki might as well reincarnate marisa if she thinks her stealing books is perfectly ok, or she might as well send marisa to hell if she thinks stealing books is wrong, eiki might as well have mercy on her own child (nepotism? i don’t know) and reincarnate her. BUT THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY-

(credits to @thedailybullshit)

kisume is pretty adorable (NOT IN A EDP445 WAY)

Update

IM ALREADY IN REALITY IM SO DUMB

Update

I finally went to the portal!

hello

i’m back

uhmm pizza cookie and butterbear cookie and lollipop cookie

guys sorry for not posting my device's port broke and it died on me