Come On, Go Join Me And Use My Body As Your Pillow. I Know That’s All You Want!

Sim Mo is now 130 kg… just 13.4 pounds shy of 300.  Seems like just yesterday he began posting videos of how “obscenely fat” he’d become and how he was going to “get fit” after shedding what he determined to be extra pounds.  Now, with his weight being the highest ever and him saying “not loving it, but not caring at the same time, what’re going to do– it is what it is,” I’m thinking that a trip to the US would easily get him to 300 pounds– in less than two weeks. As much as he says he wants to get to the gym, we know that he’d much rather be hunkered down at the nearest dining table, cram-stuffing his beard, and stretching his fattened gut just as far as it will go.  Even if each of his devout fans only fed him one pizza, imagine the size of him after he was finished with that extraordinary amount of his favorite food….BLAMMO!

It’s all in good, clean, round fun.

Dating a 12ft guy

2017.2.1. 

No Rest For The Wicked

One of the McDonald’s employees recognized me and asked “you again?”. Looks like I’ll have to come back for the third day in a row