Maladaptive0romantic - °•. ☆ .•°

If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

I actually can’t be normal about anything ever I’m so sorry.

I remember seeing Star Wars, and I have two older brothers, so they would always be Luke and Han and I would be stuck [being] R2-D2 for a hundred years, so… there’s that. So I shifted my obsessions from Star Wars, saying: “okay, you guys are gonna have all the Star Wars figures, I’ll have G.I. Joe”. So I started going really hog wild into G.I. Joe, and I had every single figure… and uh – and still do.

HELP

someone actually needs to put me down

sometimes i sit down to think of how gorgeous the life would feel if i was a mermaid living on the gold coast of australia. pretending to be an ordinary girl just to go ahead and jump into the water as soon as im done working, to swim with the fish and collect some beautiful shells... i would choose a mermaid life any day, but it didn't choose me. 🌊🐚🧜🏻‍♀️

Patrick Wilson in Watchmen (2009)

i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing