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I HAVE SOOOOOOO FUCKING TOLD YA!!!!!

SO. FUCKING. TOLD. YA

Btw I am a little sad, that I didn’t make a post abt, the reason why Dazai won, cause it was kinda predictable lol

The foreshadowing:

(ch77)

We know Dazai used to be manipulative in the mafia (Fyodor even says that it’s his expertise), he didn’t really view ppl as actual living, breathing creatures but rather pawns (just like Fyodor yk)

(dead apple manga)

The flashback to Oda’s death, the day he left the mafia, when he “chose to be on the side that saves people” is when his point of view changed. And it paid off:

He improved, he grew as a person and this shouldn't go unnoticed!

It was a pleasure to experience the monthly madness with you my friends 🫡

You know what? This isn’t even being delusional, do you know why Dazai will really survive? There were 4 shots. But only 3 holes on the wall:

i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes

(Edits closed as of 28 Nov.)

Lmaoooo

Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like two years:

Link to post.

But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:

Link to post.

Next thing I knew there were fake Letterboxed reviews.

Goncharov moodboards. Really good ones.

Link to post.

Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes. (Edit: HAVE I SAID THIS SHIT IS DISTURBING)

As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. "No beta we die like ice-pick Joe" is already a tag.

Link to post.

It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it's developed within less than a day, kind of like it's being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We're toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂

Link to post.

Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.

Link to post (tags mine).

Edit: guys, please tag these posts "unreality" so people with disassociation issues can filter them out (not this one, this is an explainer). <3

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Edit 2: Aparently the boots in the original post are actually referring to a movie called Gomorrah that came out in 2008, directed by Mateo Garrone, based on the Scampia Feud. And other people had also been making posts about the fake movie for a while before the poster took off.

found by @thepotch

Edit 3: Explainer: why did those boots have this movie on them anyway?

Edit 4: Alt text added to all images courtesy of @valentineish ❤️

Edit 5: Turns out tumblr has done this kind of thing before. Nine years in this hell place and I had to have "Squiddles" and penis smp explained in the replies.

Edit 6: This post collects the Lore so far.

Edit 7: Lynda Carter (real one)/ earns more/ Tumblr cred.

Edit 8: Holy shit y'all we have the theme music. With sheet music. And it's on Spotify!

Edit 9: THERE IS A TRAILER WITH THE THEME MUSIC

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I made this post 18 hours after the movie poster went up. Closed edits 27 hours after first posting. So all of the above happened within 45 hours of the movie poster going up.

Edit 10: Google document live-compiling all the lore so far (Day 3)

Edit 11: Masterpost of Goncharov soundtracks (Day 3)

Edit 12: Entertainment news articles covering the Gonch-posting (real) (Contd from yday)

Edit 13: The music from the masterpost all compiled into a 31-minute original score with video edits on YouTube (edit: unfortunately taken down)

Edit 14: Staff's Goncharov art showcase for Tumblr Tuesday

As of closing on Day 3 there are 371 works in the AO3 tag.

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Updating with Day 3 shenanigans I missed yesterday:

Edit 15: Goncharov TV Tropes page

Edit 16: Ethics of Gonchposting

Important PSA 1 (how to reduce harm to Tumblr's neurodivergents)

Important PSA 2 (reality affirmation, anti-bullying)

Important PSA 3 (why you should stop trying to vandalise legit information sites)

Edit 17: Character lore from beezlebub whose poster they originated from

Edit 18: What we know about/ Director Matteo JWHJ0715 (#unreality)

Edit 19: Link to post with screenshotted and described NYT article (scroll down) and this golden exerpt from BuzzFeed: 💀

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End of Day 4 there are now 485 works in the Goncharov tag on AO3

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Didn't get to update this on Day 5, so these are the Day 5 doings:

More trailers!

Trailer 1 (My favourite)

Trailer 2

Trailer 3

Trailer 4

I also just found out about the Goncharov Game Jam.

It appears this opened a day after after the meme took off.

Goncharov was first entered into Wikipedia between Day 4 and 5 (attempts to vandalise it with fake info don't count, incidentally – please knock that shit off) under List of Internet Phenomena. This was then expanded into its own Wikipedia page at the end of Day 5 because, according to the talk history: "the topic now meets the notability threshold for its own artice due to significant coverage in The New York Times and other sources cited." We're on Wikipedia, people!

And then we made The Guardian half a day later. So while the meme is definitely dying down to embers by now, it still stays winning.

YouTube channels with episodes on the meme:

InformOverlord (4:30)

Lessons in Meme Culture (2:43)

End of Day of 5 there were 511 works on AO3, and End of Day 6 (today) there are 556.

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🚨BREAKING 🚨 from Martin Scorsese's daughter's TikTok (real actual)

tw: unreality:

We did it you guys!

Clarification: Francesca Scorcese asked her Dad about the meme and Martin played along. Please reblog this PSA to help Tumblr people with psychosis. Thanks.

Final edit: Day 8. Media reactions to Scorcese's TikTok (everyone from Forbes to Vulture). That one Tumblr user who said they'd do a screenplay if their post got notes has promised to shoot a single scene, but please don't be dicks just because you reblogged it; leave them alone until they get around to it themselves. As of end of Day 8 there are 609 works in the AO3 tag. I love all you lunatics. Peace! ❤️

no, fuck you, i will analyse this shit for yall, because it’ 4 am and my nighty-night big-brain time just hit like a fine dose of methamphetamine <33

(excuse me for my poor english lol)

Ok, so, as you can see the first bullet goes right through his shoulder, but the second one does not exit his head.

(there’s also no hole on the wall behind him, tho the other shots did leave such a mark)

This may mislead you to conclude that the bullet stuck in the skull. Now. Why is this absoulte bullshit:

If you get shot in the head. With the gun being in direct contact with your head. The bullet does not simply just go through…

YOUR SKULL STRAIGHT UP FUCKING EXPLODES.

Also: the part of the brain reciveing the damage (the forebrain I suppose?? cerebrum, thalamus, hypothalamus??) is responsible for functions like thinking and speech, so there would be no chit-chat after that.

And lets just look at where else Chuuya shoots on this pathetic dude:

2 shoulder shots and 1 on his side. I don’t really have any info on how leathal these are, but I belive, in in the public mind they’re not considered fatal…

Also, the question arises: why did’t Chuuya aim for the chest? I mean everybody aims either for the head or the chest when trying to kill someone, and he was also close range so it shouldn’t have been difficult to do so.

What could have happened here? As I see it: a play.

Chuuya could’ve stopped the bullet, only causing damage on the surface of Dazai’s forehead, then shot a few more into some less leathal points to reassure his supposed “death”.

I mean isn’t this whole skk-killing-each-other-drama playing out to be this?? Dazai tries to drown Chuuya, so Fyodor thinks “their bond is shallow”. And now whatever this execution thing was. But with this, Fyodor actually belives that he is dead, he will let his guard down, only for Dazai to show up again and counter attack. This is just speculation tho of course…

Anyway, if I’m happen to be right, we are still left with the question of how did Dazai reach Chuuya, or nullify the vampirism. Perhaps his words did get to him, perhaps his ability can affect through objects via the gun, I do not know...

There are two possibble conclusions I can give:

a.) Asagiri purposefully misleads us with the clues I explained earlier lol.

b.) I’m right and Dazai will live, and this is all according to his plan.

Either way, we will see…

This is not delulu! It’s SCIENCE!

You know what? This isn’t even being delusional, do you know why Dazai will really survive? There were 4 shots. But only 3 holes on the wall:

We're trending again, how do we feel? How do we feel Alien Stage fandom? How do we feel?

It physically hurts me to block so many beautiful women but they are lying to me.

saw this on twitter rn, if you ever feel discouraged about writing fanfiction, read this again

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It's Tillover yall...