Men Be Like “women Watch Out We’ll Replace You With Sex Robots” Like It’s 1. A Threat And 2.

Men be like “women watch out we’ll replace you with sex robots” like it’s 1. a threat and 2. hole havers haven’t done that since the first vibrator was invented

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7 months ago

i know it's the smell of festering carrion that draws them and not death itself, but i think it'd be fun if crows (and other corvidae) could sense ghosts, even unseen. just imagine the surreal horror of watching a flock of dark wings circling a complete void of presence.

2 months ago

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

4 months ago

Nothing like a hyperfixation that makes you wish it wasn’t your own work so you could have more of it without having to work on it yourself


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3 months ago

ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week

7 months ago
Roberto Cuoghi

Roberto Cuoghi

4 months ago
I Made These As A Way To Compile All The Geographical Vocabulary That I Thought Was Useful And Interesting
I Made These As A Way To Compile All The Geographical Vocabulary That I Thought Was Useful And Interesting
I Made These As A Way To Compile All The Geographical Vocabulary That I Thought Was Useful And Interesting
I Made These As A Way To Compile All The Geographical Vocabulary That I Thought Was Useful And Interesting
I Made These As A Way To Compile All The Geographical Vocabulary That I Thought Was Useful And Interesting

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

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2 months ago

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

I love you rainbow hair I love you red eyes I love you heterochromia I love you eye scars I love you demon/angel hybrids I love you “cringey” OC’s I love you Mary Sues I love you self-inserts I love you wings and tails and horns and sharp teeth I love you people who just want to create and make stuff that makes them happy


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7 months ago

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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