Magpie-black-and-white - Hi, I’m A Magpie

thinking again about vampirism as disability

“This modern art sucks, I could do that”

“Yea but you didn’t lmao”

Congrats, you missed the fucking point.

happy Thursday the 20th

Nothing like a hyperfixation that makes you wish it wasn’t your own work so you could have more of it without having to work on it yourself

I must know your most deranged opinion on cereal. For science

We never have milk in the house because we don't really use it for anything so it'd spoil before we're done with it, so I straight-up can't recall the last time I ate cereal. Maybe in 2023?

The best thing that has ever happened for my social anxiety is losing all respect for authority and assuming everyone is my best friend unless stated otherwise

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

they're prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say "oh no thank you" and walk out of the room

🕯️God sheranigans🕯️

Gods doing anything except god things.

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free